STICK THIS IN YOUR IPOD
© OCTOBER 31ST, 2007
BY MARK O’HARA

ARE YOU SICK OF ALL YOUR TUNES
THEY SOUND SO MUCH THE SAME
TIRED STUPID MINDLESS CRAP
SO CHEESY AND SO LAME

HERE’S A TRACK MADE JUST FOR YOU
AND ALL YOUR PUNK ROCK BROS
MADE TO BLOW YOUR BRAINS APART
AND GUSH RIGHT OUT YOUR NOSE

STICK THIS IN YOUR IPOD
TURN IT UP REAL LOUD
IF YOUR EARS START RINGING
YOU CAN ALWAYS SURF THE CROWD

STICK THIS IN YOUR IPOD
CRANK IT UP TO TEN
WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR HEARING
YOU CAN ALWAYS USE A PEN

BET YOU THINK YOU’RE PRETTY SLICK
DOWNLOADING ALL MY TUNES
STEALING ALL MY PRECIOUS TRACKS
YOU FART ALL AFTERNOON

GUESS YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT MADE
BUT HERE’S A LITTLE TIP
IF I FIND YOU’VE RIPPED ME OFF
I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE LIP

STICK, STICK THIS
RIGHT INTO YOUR IPOD
ROCK, ROCK THIS
RIGHT INSIDE YOUR IPOD
STEAL, STEAL THIS
FOR YOUR BLOODY IPOD
FEEL, FEEL THIS
IN YOUR STUDLY IPOD