WHO TOOK A DUMP IN MY LUNCHBOX?
© OCTOBER 14TH, 2007
BY MARK O’HARA

SOMEONE STOLE MY LUNCH TODAY
SHOULD I CRY, SHOULD I TELL
WHERE’S MY FOOD AND ALL MY SNACKS
AND WHAT’S THAT AWFUL SMELL?

SOMEONE PLAYED ON TRICK ON ME
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S TRUE
TURNED MY SNACKS AND SODA POP
INTO A PILE OF POO

WHO TOOK A DUMP, IN MY LUNCHBOX?
WAS IT A CHUMP, IN MY LUNCHBOX?
WHO TOOK A DUMP, IN MY LUNCHBOX?
WAS IT A RUMP, IN MY LUNCHBOX?

PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
CHOCOLATE CAKE
WITHOUT MY LUNCH
MY TUMMY ACHES

WHERE’S THE PUNK WHO SCREWED ME UP
SHOULD I SLAP, SHOULD I PUNCH
GONNA KICK THE NASTY DUDE
WHO RUINED MY TASTY LUNCH

WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM
HE BETTER HAVE A SPOON
GONNA MAKE HIM EAT MY MEAL
FOR BEING SUCH A GOON

(CHORUS)

WHO TOOK A DUMP, IN MY LUNCH BOX? (8X)