BARFED IN MY BACKPACK
© SEPTEMBER 28TH, 2007
BY MARK O’HARA

HEY DUDE, CAN YOU HELP ME
FEELING SO QUEASY - SO UNEASY
I ATE TOO MUCH CANDY
TURNING YELLOW - LIKE PEE JELLO

THINK I BETTER COOL IT
STUFFIN MY MOUTH FULL - WITH A RED BULL
NOW I’M TURNING GREEN SO,
BETTER LET GO, OF MY LUNCH YO

I BARFED IN, I BARFED IN MY BACKPACK

CAN’T SEE HOW I DD IT
CHEW IT QUICKLY - NOW I’M SICKLY
TOO MUCH FOR MY BELLY
HEAVY DUTY – GOOD AND FRUITY

WHAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER?
MY TEETH ARE ACHIN’ - MY BODY’S SHAKIN’
I NEED SOME RELIEF SO
BETTER LET GO, OF MY LUNCH, YO!

NOW OR LATERS,WHACKY TAFFY
SUGAR DADDIES, PIXY STICKS
REESES PIECES, WILLY WONKA
HOT TAMALES, SWEDISH FISH

GOOD AND PLENTY, JOLLY RANCHERS
BUTTER FINGERS, GUMMY BEARS
BUBBLELICIOUS, JELLY BELLYS
SKITTLES WARHEADS I DON’T CARE