Show me the shakes, then drag me to a meeting Sleeping with you ain't really cheating You turn me on then you blow me off Race me up a hill, say I'm getting soft You've heard my story, too bad it's all true She's playing with me, but that's old news At least I'm successful at failing on cue I'd do anything for you I gave you my heart with no resistance But you won't get my soul if you can't go the distance I'll do your dishes but break the plates Moving forever forward, but never straight You've heard my story, too bad it's all true Shes playing with me, but that's old news At least I'm successful at failing on cue I'd do anything for you Untangle my heart, relieve the dull ache And drown out my sorrows with the chances we take You're a heaven-sent friend, like a gift from above Who stood behind me when push went to shove You ended my dry spell and you rubbed my back You test my will and you keep me on track You loaned me love then you taxed my affection I only called her to get your attention You've heard my story, too bad it's all true Shes playing with me, but that's old news At least I'm successful at failing on cue I'd do anything for you Well that's my story, and every word's true I guess you're done with me after all we've been through Like everyone else, you bailed on cue I'd do anything for you