Everyone’s talking about Paris, hairless,
Daughter of an empress, cares less, inherits,
Humble if she bares less.

All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!
All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!

Everyone’s talking about Angelina, Bubble-lina,
Someone cherries dream of, her dynasty enslaves us,
Can’t leave my mind, love, you’re printed in my cerebrum.

All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!
All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!

Everyone’s talking about Britney, whoop-pee!
Balder than her baby, pointed to poke SUV,
Not flat like crash baby, umbrellas are for rain please!

All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!
All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!

Now, everyone's talking about Lindsey, flimsy,
walk a line like chasing frisbees,
dead beat, jail bate, driving mad for Hell's Gate,
no trouble she's the queen of fate!

All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!
All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!
Everyone’s talking about Pamela, beautiful silhouette-ah,
Protruding faster than my love, made of silicone-stuff,
Need you in my dreams, love, don’t cuss, don’t cuss, don’t cuss!

All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!
All we are saying, is give the piece of **** a chance!