Bubba Louise Jerry Hunter

Bubba went to the doctor... complainin' of a pain in his head

So they did some tests and the doctor said...Bubba your brain's half dead

You've gotta have a transplant....you've gotta have it right away

You're in luck...lock your firewood truck...we had a brain come in today

They brought in a team of experts... and ev'rything went great

But later on when Bubba woke up... he had a strange look on his face

The doctor said to Bubba...Bubba we are pleased

Bubba got wide-eyed...and then replied...who's Bubba...I'm Louise ( WOOOOPS)

Well it took a lotta therapy but Bubba fin'ly got out

He left rehab in his bib overalls...but you oughta see him now

He bought a lowcut dress...waxed his legs and chest and his eyebrows are tweezed

French perfume and high heel shoes... and his hair is big and teased

Chorus 1:
Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise

His skirts are slit...his personality's split...

He is a sight to see

He's a-paintin' his lips... he's swingin' his hips..

And showin' off his knees

Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise


Bubba sold Billy Ray his bluetick hound...got a cute little white poodle pup

He hired a dude named Bruce from New York City to spruce his ole cabin up

Gets his hair done ever Friday down at Mozelle's Magic Mirror

He's a-keepin' that beehive do alive and his complexion's gettin' clearer

Bubba bought a computer...got high-speed DSL

He's a-sellin' firewood on EBay...and really doin' well

Hangin' out in them chatrooms...Singles.com is his fav'rite site

Got a date this Friday with a Mr. Smith...somebody's gonna be surprised

Chorus 2:

Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise

He's sweatin' to the oldies...and droppin' those pounds

He's lost to a size 53

He's a-tonin' up...he's a-slimmin' down

His personal trainer is pleased

Bubba Louise...oh Bubba Louise

SPOKEN:

Hey looky there Leroy....I'll bet that stranger driving that 49 Dodge with that bad rug is

that Mr. Smith Bubba's been goin' on about all week....

he sure don't look much like his picture...

I guess that seersucker suit must be hidin' all them big muscles

Yep...there he goes knockin' on Bubba's door....mannnnn somebody's gonna be surprised....

I mean this is a hoot now.... hey Leroy I cain't believe this can you...hey guys y'all come look at this...that's sumthin' else right there...aw look at that...uh oh...aw man