CALLING DR. PHIL by Jerry Hunter

Callin' Dr. Phil please help me if you will

My whole life is a mess

My wife ran off with a woman - I never saw it comin'

And now my son Joe Bob is wearin' a dress

She started stayin' out late - so I think she's got another man

When I found out the truth - I'm thinkin' I wish she had

I called my girlfriend's house - my wife answered the phone

You'd think she could've at least found a woman of her own

I see you helpin' folks all the time on TV

Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil won't you please help me

I'm sinkin' like a stone - I can't make it own my own

Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil please pick up the phone

I just know if me and Joe Bob could come and talk to you

You'll figger it all out and tell us what to do

And maybe while we're there you can find me the perfect mate

And lay me out a program to lose a little weight

Dr. Phil in my book you are number one

When it comes to helpin' folks you flat git 'er done

I've got my Dr. Phil cap and t-shirt on

I bought'em on your website Dr. Phil .com

I see you helpin' folks........