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Beyond Ruin Bio:
One day in 2004AD two random metal fuckers visited a lovely indoor hatebreed gig and experienced the wrath of the pit. From that day forth, the two lonely souls named The Mighty Adam and Feeble Mark (haha) pledged to rock the underworld with glorious pit music. They then enlisted the talents of unearthly Tib and (then long haired) Charlie the bassist. And the devil looked scared. He ran to God to ask for help and a great heavenly battle ensued. No-one knows the outcome of this yet. But during the fighting one of satans beasts fell from the sky, the one the demons called Alix , and he was soon drumming at tremendous speeds for the newly formed band. Despite the stupid emo hair his worth was proven through his blistering double bass technique. As the battle raged on in the sky, the band, Beyond Ruin, created their own chaos down here on Earth, pit monkeys everywhere united, God was defeated, and satan too.....erm....The End. |
